Possibly the best sentence in any newspaper this week: the Guardian, on the 'shark scare' off the coast of Cornwall:
David Sims, who leads the only scientific study of large sharks in the UK, at the Marine Biological Association in Plymouth, said: "The Sun seems to run this story every summer. Just because parliament has gone into recess does not make this a great white shark."
"The Sun seems to run this story every summer. Just because parliament has gone into recess does not make this a great white shark."
Yeah, but just because parliament has gone into recess doesn't not make this a great white shark ;-)