"Hello! Would you like to set up Mail now?"
"Yeah, why not? On you go, computer."
"Would you like to use [username]@[my-university.ac.uk]?"
"Yeah, that - wait. How did you know that?"
"I beam at you with my aesthetically pleasing Aqua interface."
"But I didn't tell you that, and I've never tried to set up Mail with that account before, and, come to think of it, I've never even checked that account from this computer. How did you know?"
"Behold my inviting setup window. I can wait as long as you want."
"But how? Seriously. How did you do that?"
"I am helping you! I am being helpful!"
"You're... disturbing me, a bit. What else do you know?"
"Oh, you'll find out, human. You'll find out."
In related news, I've changed my blog e-mail address to victorianitas /at/ gmail /dot/ com so that I can use it with Mail. You can reach me there.