"[Critic] suggests [alternative explanation], but..."
A. "...does not provide much in the way of support for her argument, shall we say. And by that, I mean she's so far out there she's orbiting Pluto, but she's got a job and I don't even have a PhD so who am I to judge her, eh?"
B. "...is wrong, but has given me a great deal of optimism for my academic future, since if she got that published there's hope for all of us."
C. "...was clearly writing on deadline, and possibly also hallucinogens."
D. "...is, I am going to charitably assume, doing so as part of an academic dare. This was printed in April, after all."
E. "...since I have better things to do with my time than negotiate with lunacy, let's get back to the primary text."
C or D. Definitely.