Notable things the dog has eaten or severely chewed on recently:

Posted by September Blue Wednesday, 2 May 2007

- Packet of blackcurrant-flavoured Lockets
- Two undergrad theory textbooks
- Pair of glasses
- 1960s science fiction anthology edited by Ray Bradbury
- The kitchen floor
- The hall carpet
- Book on poverty and welfare reform laws
- Arms, legs, ears, head of toy rhino
- Pair of prescription sunglasses
- The cushion she sleeps on
- The blanket she slept on before that
- The skirting boards in the hall
- Assorted letters, envelopes, pieces of junk mail
- Single slipper

One day we're going to come home to the little, gnawed stump of a house, the dog lying next to it with her best mournful A Big Dog Did It And Ran Away expression.

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1 Responses to Notable things the dog has eaten or severely chewed on recently:

  1. Laz Says:
    3 May 2007 at 20:43

  2. Don't forget she ruined my favourite pair of trainers even before she was your dog...

    (Which reminds me, they're overdue to be redyed for the 50th time since that fateful day.)